So long sucker




I get funnier every second I breathe. If you want to invade my personal space, tap that ask.
Anyone else been personally victimized by time zones?

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soujizz:

thats

thats quite a discount


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justalittlelaugh: tribalvoices: s-un-rise: wait omg this is amazing  wait what does this symbol stand for :$ ^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.


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  • playing video games
  • someone: hey
  • 10 minutes later
  • me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING

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whatisaruchipatel:

send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog

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